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but ill read anything.

and as time passes you'll learn more about me.
thug-shinji:

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995).

thug-shinji:

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995).

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theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

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4 days ago

horroroftruant:

"The Evil Dead" (1981) | Sam Raimi

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collegehumor:

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember
While we’re on the subject of suicide (What a great way to end a list about a beloved cartoon, huh?) let’s talk about the time in that Homer casually decides to off himself by tying himself a boulder and drowning himself. No, seriously, it happened. In the season one episode “Homer’s Odyssey”, Homer gets fired from the nuclear plant, and after an unsettling scene in which he breaks open his 10 year old’s piggy bank in an attempt to steal beer money, Homer leaves his family a note and heads for a bridge. He is only stopped when his family follows him, and is almost run over by a car. This spurs Homer to lead a crusade on safety which gives him a new lease on life and eventually leads to him being offered a new job at the plant. So yeah, if you’ve ever wondered how Homer got his job as safety inspector, that’s the reason…the deeply upsetting reason.
Key Line: `Dear Family.  I am an utter failure, and you’ll be better off without me.  By the time you read this, I will be in my watery grave.’ (An excerpt from his actual suicide note…Have a nice day…)
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collegehumor:

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember

While we’re on the subject of suicide (What a great way to end a list about a beloved cartoon, huh?) let’s talk about the time in that Homer casually decides to off himself by tying himself a boulder and drowning himself. No, seriously, it happened. In the season one episode “Homer’s Odyssey”, Homer gets fired from the nuclear plant, and after an unsettling scene in which he breaks open his 10 year old’s piggy bank in an attempt to steal beer money, Homer leaves his family a note and heads for a bridge. He is only stopped when his family follows him, and is almost run over by a car. This spurs Homer to lead a crusade on safety which gives him a new lease on life and eventually leads to him being offered a new job at the plant. So yeah, if you’ve ever wondered how Homer got his job as safety inspector, that’s the reason…the deeply upsetting reason.

Key Line: `Dear Family.  I am an utter failure, and you’ll be better off without me.  By the time you read this, I will be in my watery grave.’ (An excerpt from his actual suicide note…Have a nice day…)

RELATED POSTS:

20 Normal Words Simpsons Fans Can’t Hear Without Laughing

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creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

masqueradehfx:

bl-ossomed:



Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

Fav

The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

Ooooooh
My
Gooooooooooooooood

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

masqueradehfx:

bl-ossomed:

Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

Fav

The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

Ooooooh

My


Gooooooooooooooood

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1 week ago

Evan Peters in American Horror Story season premieres

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1 week ago
whosthatblondechickk:

lifeofawalrus:

Friendly reminder that this was evan peters like 5 years ago

OMfG

whosthatblondechickk:

lifeofawalrus:

Friendly reminder that this was evan peters like 5 years ago

OMfG

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I'm a fat kid. That proves I'm not a ninja. I am a 20 year old gaming nerd. i currently live in greenville N.c. I love to read comics especially, i prefer dark horse
but ill read anything.

and as time passes you'll learn more about me.

15th October 2014

thug-shinji:

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995).

thug-shinji:

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995).

Source: shinjibae

15th October 2014

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

Source: theyatemytailorr

14th October 2014

horroroftruant:

"The Evil Dead" (1981) | Sam Raimi

Source: horroroftruant

12th October 2014

collegehumor:

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember
While we’re on the subject of suicide (What a great way to end a list about a beloved cartoon, huh?) let’s talk about the time in that Homer casually decides to off himself by tying himself a boulder and drowning himself. No, seriously, it happened. In the season one episode “Homer’s Odyssey”, Homer gets fired from the nuclear plant, and after an unsettling scene in which he breaks open his 10 year old’s piggy bank in an attempt to steal beer money, Homer leaves his family a note and heads for a bridge. He is only stopped when his family follows him, and is almost run over by a car. This spurs Homer to lead a crusade on safety which gives him a new lease on life and eventually leads to him being offered a new job at the plant. So yeah, if you’ve ever wondered how Homer got his job as safety inspector, that’s the reason…the deeply upsetting reason.
Key Line: `Dear Family.  I am an utter failure, and you’ll be better off without me.  By the time you read this, I will be in my watery grave.’ (An excerpt from his actual suicide note…Have a nice day…)
RELATED POSTS:
20 Normal Words Simpsons Fans Can’t Hear Without Laughing
10 Sexual Jokes On The Simpsons You Might’ve Missed As A Kid8 Weirdly Out Of Character Simpsons Jokes

collegehumor:

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember

While we’re on the subject of suicide (What a great way to end a list about a beloved cartoon, huh?) let’s talk about the time in that Homer casually decides to off himself by tying himself a boulder and drowning himself. No, seriously, it happened. In the season one episode “Homer’s Odyssey”, Homer gets fired from the nuclear plant, and after an unsettling scene in which he breaks open his 10 year old’s piggy bank in an attempt to steal beer money, Homer leaves his family a note and heads for a bridge. He is only stopped when his family follows him, and is almost run over by a car. This spurs Homer to lead a crusade on safety which gives him a new lease on life and eventually leads to him being offered a new job at the plant. So yeah, if you’ve ever wondered how Homer got his job as safety inspector, that’s the reason…the deeply upsetting reason.

Key Line: `Dear Family.  I am an utter failure, and you’ll be better off without me.  By the time you read this, I will be in my watery grave.’ (An excerpt from his actual suicide note…Have a nice day…)

RELATED POSTS:

20 Normal Words Simpsons Fans Can’t Hear Without Laughing

10 Sexual Jokes On The Simpsons You Might’ve Missed As A Kid

8 Weirdly Out Of Character Simpsons Jokes

12th October 2014

macabrecharade:

d0gbl0g:

who the fuk is this guy

OMFG jordan-sinclair

Source: wickhamphotography

11th October 2014

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

masqueradehfx:

bl-ossomed:



Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

Fav

The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

Ooooooh
My
Gooooooooooooooood

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

masqueradehfx:

bl-ossomed:

Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

Fav

The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

Ooooooh

My


Gooooooooooooooood

Source: arpleiadian

11th October 2014

Evan Peters in American Horror Story season premieres

Source: phoabetonkin

11th October 2014

whosthatblondechickk:

lifeofawalrus:

Friendly reminder that this was evan peters like 5 years ago

OMfG

whosthatblondechickk:

lifeofawalrus:

Friendly reminder that this was evan peters like 5 years ago

OMfG

Source: lifeofawalrus

10th October 2014

Source: hisandherquotes

10th October 2014

Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours